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30/03: Mark your calendar, folks!
Oh yeah, tomorrow's the day!
19/03: Mickey Gets Stoned
17/03: Happy Saint Patrick's Day
To all of you that are Drunk 2!
11/03: The Family Guy Drinking Game
Category: Scary Truth's "Funny news"
Posted by: Chris
Objective: To get really really drunk!
Rules:
1. Everyone picks one main character. 3 to 9 people can play
- Peter
- Lois
- Brian
- Stewie
- Chris
- Meg
- Cleveland
- Quagmire
- Joe
2. The episode is chosen at random.
Rules:
1. Everyone picks one main character. 3 to 9 people can play
- Peter
- Lois
- Brian
- Stewie
- Chris
- Meg
- Cleveland
- Quagmire
- Joe
2. The episode is chosen at random.
11/03: The Top 10 Best Movie Quotes
10. Robert Duvall in "Apocalypse Now" as Kilgore, "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
9. M.C. Gainey in "Club Dread" as Hank, "There's always one fuck-head like you trying to shit in the apple pie. Well you just shat in the one apple pie that knows how to shit back."
8. Strother Martin in "Cool Hand Luke" as Captain, Road Prison 36, "What we've got here is... failure to communicate."
7. Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong in "Cheech & Chong's Up in Smoke"
[Cheech is having a panic attack after smoking Chong's dope]
Chong: "Here, man, mellow out. Here, take this"
[Cheech swallows the capsule]
Chong: "No, wait a minute don't take that."
Cheech: [Worried] Hey, man; what was that shit you gave me?
Chong: Man, that was the most acid I ever saw anyone take at one time, man.
Chong: [panicing] Acid! Man, I don't mess with that shit, man. A guy in my neighborhood took some once, his head swelled up and everything, man!
Chong: [laughing] Ho, ho, ho; man, I hope you're not planning on doing anything for the next couple of months.
6. Cuba Gooding Jr. in "Jerry Maguire" as Rod Tidwell, "Show me the money."
9. M.C. Gainey in "Club Dread" as Hank, "There's always one fuck-head like you trying to shit in the apple pie. Well you just shat in the one apple pie that knows how to shit back."
8. Strother Martin in "Cool Hand Luke" as Captain, Road Prison 36, "What we've got here is... failure to communicate."
7. Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong in "Cheech & Chong's Up in Smoke"
[Cheech is having a panic attack after smoking Chong's dope]
Chong: "Here, man, mellow out. Here, take this"
[Cheech swallows the capsule]
Chong: "No, wait a minute don't take that."
Cheech: [Worried] Hey, man; what was that shit you gave me?
Chong: Man, that was the most acid I ever saw anyone take at one time, man.
Chong: [panicing] Acid! Man, I don't mess with that shit, man. A guy in my neighborhood took some once, his head swelled up and everything, man!
Chong: [laughing] Ho, ho, ho; man, I hope you're not planning on doing anything for the next couple of months.
6. Cuba Gooding Jr. in "Jerry Maguire" as Rod Tidwell, "Show me the money."
2K Games, a publishing arm of Take-Two Interactive, is going to be putting out the game with the most potential I've ever seen.
Read more to find out how this affects you.
Read more to find out how this affects you.
08/03: Man Feeds Friend to Pigs
07/03: MySpace Pedophile Hotspot

Michael Ramos a 48 year old man was looking for a little action from a 15 year old girl he had meet on MySpace. Thing is she does not really exist.
06/03: King of the Lesbians
College girl becomes King of homecoming.
06/03: Peanut Butter, Jelly
Peanut butter, jelly time!
06/03: Beer Saves Lives
05/03: US Military
Category: Government
Posted by: Chris
04/03: Old religion rant :-D
I'm going to be 'religious' for a moment, so please excuse me. If this offends you in any way, I am sorry. You are free to live your life in any way you choose. I am not saying (as most "Christians" do) that if you don't agree with me that you're going to burn forever, far from it. I'm just sick and tired of hearing people tell me that I have to "live right" and "be good" to save my soul.
Read on, if you dare...
Read on, if you dare...
04/03: ">Bye Bye "Duke"
Category: Government
Posted by: Chris

Former 64 year old Congress Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham was sentenced to 8 years and 4 moths in a Federal Prison.
04/03: Battle Royale
03/03: Pop-Sickle Mom
Father and son took a dead 74-year-old Veronica (AKA MOM) from their Edinburgh, Scotland home to Berwick, England where she was kept in the deep freeze for 11 days.



