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Oh yeah, tomorrow's the day!

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Police raid on an apartment found Mickey stoned out of his mind.
High, Scary, and Weird

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To all of you that are Drunk 2!

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Posted by: Chris
Objective: To get really really drunk!

Rules:

1. Everyone picks one main character. 3 to 9 people can play
- Peter
- Lois
- Brian
- Stewie
- Chris
- Meg
- Cleveland
- Quagmire
- Joe
2. The episode is chosen at random.

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10. Robert Duvall in "Apocalypse Now" as Kilgore, "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

9. M.C. Gainey in "Club Dread" as Hank, "There's always one fuck-head like you trying to shit in the apple pie. Well you just shat in the one apple pie that knows how to shit back."

8. Strother Martin in "Cool Hand Luke" as Captain, Road Prison 36, "What we've got here is... failure to communicate."

7. Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong in "Cheech & Chong's Up in Smoke"
[Cheech is having a panic attack after smoking Chong's dope]
Chong: "Here, man, mellow out. Here, take this"
[Cheech swallows the capsule]
Chong: "No, wait a minute don't take that."
Cheech: [Worried] Hey, man; what was that shit you gave me?
Chong: Man, that was the most acid I ever saw anyone take at one time, man.
Chong: [panicing] Acid! Man, I don't mess with that shit, man. A guy in my neighborhood took some once, his head swelled up and everything, man!
Chong: [laughing] Ho, ho, ho; man, I hope you're not planning on doing anything for the next couple of months.

6. Cuba Gooding Jr. in "Jerry Maguire" as Rod Tidwell, "Show me the money."

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2K Games, a publishing arm of Take-Two Interactive, is going to be putting out the game with the most potential I've ever seen.

Read more to find out how this affects you.

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A German Farm feeds family friend to pigs after man died on his front lawn.

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Category: Internet
Posted by: Chris
Jail Bitch


Michael Ramos a 48 year old man was looking for a little action from a 15 year old girl he had meet on MySpace. Thing is she does not really exist.

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College girl becomes King of homecoming.

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Peanut butter, jelly time!

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Beer is Good

In a recent study Beer that lovable past time drink was found to stop cancer.

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Category: Government
Posted by: Chris
Would you like to know something about the US Military?

Marines want you

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Category: Religion
Posted by: Mikee
I'm going to be 'religious' for a moment, so please excuse me. If this offends you in any way, I am sorry. You are free to live your life in any way you choose. I am not saying (as most "Christians" do) that if you don't agree with me that you're going to burn forever, far from it. I'm just sick and tired of hearing people tell me that I have to "live right" and "be good" to save my soul.

Read on, if you dare...

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Category: Government
Posted by: Chris
The Duke
Former 64 year old Congress Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham was sentenced to 8 years and 4 moths in a Federal Prison.

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Battle Royale
42 ninth graders are sent to an island for a little field trip or so they thought.

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Father and son took a dead 74-year-old Veronica (AKA MOM) from their Edinburgh, Scotland home to Berwick, England where she was kept in the deep freeze for 11 days.

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